The Many Uses For Machine-Gun Jubblies

It's a cure-all. Please check out this post over on Parent Hacks about the many "off-label" uses for breastmilk. I say many because though the post is about healing infant eye infections by squirting breastmilk at your baby, the comments bring it all to a higher plane.
I may be going to Hell, though, because this discussion reminded me of this Drawn Together episode.